Yes, I like quotes! This one comes from a TV show
The Mentalist that my spouse and I are watching on DVD (as I've mentioned before, we have no cable or satellite). This scene was a LOL moment for both of us:
Patrick:
All you need is a basic understanding of the evolutionary psychology of women, rigorously and fearlessly applied. You gotta know what buttons to press.
Teresa:
Like we're toasters.
Grace:
Like men don't have buttons, too.
Patrick:
Men are like toasters. Women... a little more like, uh, accordions. (Theresa and Grace walk away) (To Rigsby)
I thought that was a compliment.